My husband and I first bonded over Star Trek, so I could just see him now: all the bridegrooms would be dressed as Enterprise officers, the man marrying us would either be a Kirk or Picard impersonator, the ring bearer would be dressed like Wesley Crusher, he would arrange for the well-wishers to throw up the Spock sign and yell "Live long and prosper!" when we're pronounced man and wife, and I would be cool with all of that.
But then would come the wedding dress, and I know, I just KNOW, he would have me dressed up as Uhura: beehive wig, old school Bluetooth hanging on my ear, tricorder strapped across my torso like a purse, and that damned minidress with the pantyhose and boots! I love that he thinks I have the thighs for that, but I know I don't, and all the wedding attendees would see it!
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Date: 2016-07-11 10:43 pm (UTC)But then would come the wedding dress, and I know, I just KNOW, he would have me dressed up as Uhura: beehive wig, old school Bluetooth hanging on my ear, tricorder strapped across my torso like a purse, and that damned minidress with the pantyhose and boots! I love that he thinks I have the thighs for that, but I know I don't, and all the wedding attendees would see it!
Yes, there would be some drama. :)