A Duo of Drabbles
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dizzojayA TICKLISH SITUATION
Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
SAA-HAA-HAAM! HEEEELP MEEEHEEE!
Sam watched helplessly as the irate fairy swarm descended upon his brother; their cruel, nimble little fingers pinching and tickling, finding all sorts of vulnerable spots in which to torment the writhing, flailing figure beneath them.
SAA-HAAAAAAAM!
As Sam sprinted toward the melee, his mind suddenly wandered back to years gone by; to childhood tickle fights where Dean had gleefully used his all-too-brief height and weight advantage to make his kid brother's life hell.
"Uh, okay Dean," he replied, slowly stepping back; "I'm gonna research how we waste these little assholes."
"Should only be gone an hour or two …"
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JUST A TICKLE
Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them
"Hack hack - cough - snort - hack - ackackack - wheeze …"
"Dean, what the hell? Have you taken anything for that?"
"Cough cough - hack hack haaaaaaaaaack"
"For what?"
"Really Dean?"
"Hackhackhack - it's – wheeze – just – cough cough – a tickle."
"Just a tickle?"
"Couchcoughcough - Haaaaaaackackackackackaack - yeah."
"Well, I'm not laughing."
"That's 'cause – wheeze – you're a – cough hackhackhack – bitch. It's nothin' that a few – wheeze – bottles of Corona – and a – ackackackackack – deep-pan Pepperoni won't cure."
"You reckon?"
"coughcoughcough - yep".
…
"Now what're you – coughcoughcough hack ackackack – starin' at?"
…
"I'm just wondering; if that's the cure for your cough, what's the cure for being a moron?"
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