What a complete berk!

I decided to treat myself to a new anglepoise lamp.

So, I bought one off of Amazon (UK) and it was delivered today.  Whereupon I discovered that not only did I end up buying one with a european plug - why the hell woud a lamp sold on Amazon UK, have a  european plug?? - but I somehow managed to buy the wrong bulb as well!

I mean, seriously!  If I had a brain, I'd be dangerous!!!