With the Dapplegrey summer season almost upon me, I felt it only right and proper to pay tribute to D.G, Dapplegrey's uncomplaining, loyal and most hardworking member of staff.
D.G has been with me for four years, and he is the best kind of employee you can imagine; works for nothing and keeps his mouth shut. As my PR department, his job is to draw people into the stall who would much rather talk to a stuffed dapplegrey horse than to me (and there are a worryingly large number of them).
He is constantly harangued by kids, he has been rained on, snowed on, and sniffed, licked and - on one memorable occasion, mounted - by every passing dog.
So, herewith, I am proud to present the adventures of D.G, the face of Dapplegrey Art ...
( Meet D.G. )
D.G has been with me for four years, and he is the best kind of employee you can imagine; works for nothing and keeps his mouth shut. As my PR department, his job is to draw people into the stall who would much rather talk to a stuffed dapplegrey horse than to me (and there are a worryingly large number of them).
He is constantly harangued by kids, he has been rained on, snowed on, and sniffed, licked and - on one memorable occasion, mounted - by every passing dog.
So, herewith, I am proud to present the adventures of D.G, the face of Dapplegrey Art ...
( Meet D.G. )