Fifty Shades of yada yada ...

Okay, I'll admit, I haven't read it yet, but, I just can't seem to share my friends/acquaintances/neighbours/colleagues/etc. gleeful enthusiasm at reading this apparently ovary-busting raunchiness.

Not when I can read stuff that would make that look like the adventures of the Secret Seven any time I want on any number of fanfic websites, and for FREE!!!

So kiss it, all you people who think you're being so outrageous and illicit and who think I'm boring and prudey for not being all that interested in reading it.

I'm a Supernatural fanfic reader and I've read stuff that would make you blush fifty shades of pink!