I'm feeling sorry for myself

I'm sitting here coughing and spluttering because I've caught 'man flu' from my darling sweetness and light husband.  But because I'm a woman, it's morphed from 'man-flu' to 'just a sniffle'.

Anyway, bottom line is, I'm feeling sorry for myself and I want to see someone else suffer ...

Enter Dean, stage left :)

A PAIN IN THE ASS
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt Comfort/Humour
Word count: approx 100

Disclaimer: own nothing except a snotty nose

 

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