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Christmas Countdown...
Genre: Humour, Meta
Rating: T
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 220
Disclaimer: Only in my dreams do I own them!
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"Hello."
"I'm Sam Winchester, and this is my brother, Dean. We're here to wish you all happy holidays."
*sullen silence*
"Say hello to the nice fanfiction writers, Dean."
"humph"
*nudge*
"Dean; say hello!"
*Eye roll*
"Hello. Nice. Fan. Fiction. Writers ... there, satisfied?"
"DEAN!"
*scowl*
"Jus` don't see why I gotta wish happy holidays to a bunch of people who spend the whole year beating and humiliating me."
"I don't see the problem dude, you've paid good money for that sort of thing before."
*snort*
"Yeah, well, you go ahead an' wish them happy holidays but tell them I don't wanna be in anyone's Christmas stocking, or under their friggin' tree and I don't wanna jump out of anyone's cake singing Jingle Bells, oh, an' FYI; I especially don't wanna do any of those things NAKED!"
"Dean, just be nice," *looks around shiftily* "I don't think it's wise to antagonise them."
"Why?"
"Because one of them's writing us right now ... and she's been at the Pinot Grigio."
...
*Dizzo takes a sip; grins an evil grin ...*
...
"Uh Sam?"
"Yes dude."
"We're wearin' red satin thongs with white fur trim and sparkly mistletoe motif."
"Yes dude."
"An' nothing else."
"Yes dude."
*sigh*
"HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!"
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