Summergen 2019 ... my contribution!

So, once again this year I had the privilege of taking part in the Summergen Fic Exchange, and I was gifted with the most fabulous prompt courtesy of broken_cinders:

'A pagan god(dess) + Dean's unfortunate penchant for snark + Winchester luck = one very annoyed little brother.'

And so, this is what happened...

Warnings for suggestive themes, frequent mentions of sex and sexual situations in a comedy context (nothing graphic),  few F-bombs floating around and Sam and Castiel as you've NEVER seen them before!!!

THYRSUS