dizzojay: (Dean)
dizzojay ([personal profile] dizzojay) wrote2015-01-20 09:23 pm

Clothes Maketh the Man

I was looking back over my Fanfiction account and I came across this little relic; it was one of the first drabbles I ever wrote, and I've always been rather fond of it!

CLOTHES MAKETH THE MAN

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 100
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: none
Disclaimer: don't own them



xxxxx


Sam opened the laundry bag and sighed; it was a paltry collection.

Eight shrunken T shirts with holes under the armpits

Four ancient pairs of jeans mottled with indeterminate stains;

One fleece hoodie with bald patches;

Thirteen odd socks;

One smoke damaged jacket;

Two pairs of sweatpants with no elastic;

Six moth-eaten plaid shirts with half the buttons hanging off;

It was when a freshly showered Dean appeared through the bathroom door sporting a threadbare pair of blue boxers with a very unfortunately placed hole that Sam bowed to the inevitable.

"Dude, we have GOT to buy some new gear!"

xxxxx

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[identity profile] amberdreams.livejournal.com 2015-01-20 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw I don't remember noticing the smoke damaged jacket last time (probably distracted by that hole in Dean's boxers...but this time it made my heart ache for Jess, imagining this was the jacket he was wearing when Dean pulled him out of the fire...

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-01-21 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure the boys have had lots of smoke damaged clothing in the past; that would have been one of their sadder occasions!

[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2015-01-20 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, after Dean emerged from the shower I dare say my reaction to Dean is quite different than how Sam reacted. ;D

Always love it when our boys go shopping for new threads.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-01-21 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'd have no objection at all! :)
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[personal profile] fairyniamh 2015-01-20 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, men and their allergies to clothes shopping. XD Loved it.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-01-21 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, most men I know will wear clothes until they're dropping off :)

[identity profile] kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com 2015-01-20 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yet another fic that I wish I could see on the show. The camera would of course give us the back view of Dean, but Sam's reaction shot would be worth it!

I believe it would have to get to this point for us to see these two in a clothing store! It makes me wonder how Castiel went about finding changes of clothes, because he sure didn't learn it from Sam and Dean.

Fun ficlet.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-01-21 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Just to see Dean's ass in a pair of tight boxers would be treat :)

[identity profile] wings128.livejournal.com 2015-01-20 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
A lovely snippet of our favourite boys' lives, hun. I'm still smiling :)

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-01-21 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad I could make you smile :)

[identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com 2015-01-21 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* I for one would NOT be encouraging Dean to buy anything new if that hole is where I think it is :D

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-01-21 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Seems perfectly accceptable to me ... :)
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[identity profile] jeweledvixen.livejournal.com 2015-01-21 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
But Dean gets to keep that pair of boxers with the fortunately placed hole. :D

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-01-21 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Fortunately for us ;)