Did I mention ...

[dizzojay]

... I'm an only child. 

And when I don't get my own way; things get ugly!

And with Fanfic.net still assing about, that's VERY bad news for Dean :)

Disclaimer: I don't own them; that is another thing I frequently throw tantrums about ...

DEAN vs CAVE TROLL

You know what it's like when you're under a cave troll; sometimes you just need a hand ...

Rating: K
Genre: Humour/Angst
Word Count: approx 100

 

Sam cringed as the dead weight of the cave troll landed squarely on top of his brother with a ground-shaking, wet thud.

Panic-stricken, he dashed over to the monolithic, slimy corpse and squatted down to see startled green eyes bulging alarmingly as they peered out from underneath a pendulous grey jowl.

A fetid ribbon of troll drool oozed thickly down the bridge of Dean's nose.

Sam pushed, pulled, heaved and kicked, but the mountainous bulk was going nowhere.

"S'm" Dean mouthed breathlessly;

"What dude?" asked Sam, panting from wasted effort.

"c'n you scratch my nose?"

xxxxx

 

DEAN vs TACO

Dean's made some bad choices in his time ... especially where food is concerned!

Rating: K+
Genre: Angst/Humour
Word Count: approx 100

 

 

Sam knocked timidly on the bathroom door.

"ok in there, dude?"

No response; just some very loud and alarming noises.

"Dean, it sounds like the battle of the Somme in there."

The response was barely a groan.

"Was it the tacos from last night?"

"Prob'ly"

"um, severe?"

"Just picture a space shuttle launch … "

Sam leaned into the door and grimaced.

"Do you need a doctor?"

Sam heard a flush; "you won' be needin' to come in here anytime soon, will ya?"

"No dude".

"Sam, I think my days of eating the 'Volcanic TNT Tabasco Taco with Double Jalopeno' are over …"

xxxxx

Comments

[si-star-x.livejournal.com]

That second fic with Dean and his deadly tacos reminds me rather uncomfortably of the time I spent 6,000 words depicting him needing an enema due to constipation. Yours is like the total opposite, heh. I liked both of these. Damn ff.net! *Shakes fist*

[borgmama1of5.livejournal.com]

More win from you :)

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

Awesome! and poor Dean the things that we put him through. I really felt for him in the second fic, I've had a few unfortunate meals like that!

but he's just so pretty when he hurts, and you do hurt him so beautifully.