dizzojay: (Dean)
dizzojay ([personal profile] dizzojay) wrote2015-03-27 11:36 pm

What could possibly go wrong ...

This turned up on my Facebook feed yesterday, and allI can say is ... 'YIKES!'




I'm sort of hoping that this is Photoshopped because otherwise, I mean, why?  Why the hell would anyone farm spiders?

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-03-27 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's hilarious - I didn't realise it was on the Isle of Wight - my parents live on the Isle of Wight!!

An infestation of mutant-glow-in-the-dark spiders might liven the place up.
:)

[identity profile] fireheart13.livejournal.com 2015-03-27 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, I read that and I thought, I am not EVEN going to click on it LOL!!!

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah - the mind boggles right?

[identity profile] antrazi.livejournal.com 2015-03-27 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
They are mostly farmed for science and/or their poison but I'm hoping for the mutated spider bite... Who doesn't want to swing through the city like Spider Man?

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
Thousands of Spidermen, women and children, all leaping around the streets of Britain!

[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2015-03-27 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that would definitely be a place that I would NOT want to visit. I absolutely hate spiders. Ick!

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Thankfully I've since found out it was a photoshopped joke. I thought as much because I've never heard of a spider farm anywhere in the UK - or anywhere else for that matter!!!

Just the thought of it is ... NOPE!
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[personal profile] fanspired 2015-03-27 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, man! I think I read that book once. It didn't end well!

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nuclear gubbins and creepy crawlies never ends well!
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[personal profile] fanspired 2015-03-29 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed. The same book enumerated all the different species of spider and made comparison with the human population of the plantet and pointed out that the odds were 76000-1 in favour of the spider :S

[identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com 2015-03-28 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
My dad was in the army and his base was stationed. Right next to a tarantula breeding ground. If you disturbed them you would be fined and they just had free range of this who park. So not a farm but gross right

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
Gross is about right. There is no way I would disturb that breeding ground - I'd be perfectly happy to never go anywhere near it!

[identity profile] emmatheslayer.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
For sure why would anyone even want them to breed
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[personal profile] fairyniamh 2015-03-28 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
All I could think about, when I saw the sign, was Spiderman. (After all, he was created... ummm... yes, created, by being bit by a radioactive spider. XD )

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, I could picture a few leotard-clad spider/human hybrids swinging around the locale as well. Not a pretty sight!!!

[identity profile] septembers-coda.livejournal.com 2015-03-28 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I wondered if it was just the NAME of the farm, instead of what they farm... in which case, man, rename your farm.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
I've since discovered it's a joke thankfully!
But yes, crappy farm name - definitely :P
ext_150185: Plantbert Oh Well (A Adam BTIKM Light Are You Kidding)

[identity profile] jeweledvixen.livejournal.com 2015-03-28 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather visit the nuclear power plant than a spider farm. ::shudders::

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 11:44 am (UTC)(link)
Same here - without a doubt!

[identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com 2015-03-28 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
What the HELL! *RUNS IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION*

[identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*Clings and legs it* SERIOUSLY, wrong, on all levels, can we say SPIDERMAN! anyone!!!