dizzojay: (Dean)
dizzojay ([personal profile] dizzojay) wrote2014-05-06 10:02 pm

Tongue Love ...

Forget Helen of Troy; here's a face that launched a thousand 'ships.

With sparkling eyes of fanfiction green ...

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And pouty, bordering on obscene, lips,

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Not to mention shiny, dazzling white teeth,

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And freckles that cause spontaneous ovulating wherever they go.

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It's little wonder, therefore, that there is one aspect of this face that is frequently overlooked:

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The glory that is Jensen's tongue.

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It's rather shy, and only peeks out occasionally,

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Sometimes Jensen has to look for it,

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And sometimes Jared tries to look for it.

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Sometimes it has lots of scruff to hide in.

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Sometimes it doesn't want to come out at all,

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Or it hides in the dark,

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Other times, it's so naughty, Jensen has to push it back in.

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Occasionally Jensen's tongue is a bad influence on Jared's,

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Usually though, it's just a bad influence on the rest of us.


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When it's been especially naughty it hides behind the shiny, dazzling white teeth,

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It does that rather a lot,

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So it's reasonable to conclude that it's very naughty a lot of the time.

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I, of course, cannot sanction that sort of behaviour,

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So I expect Jensen to watch it closely,

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And makes sure it is on its best behaviour at all times,

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So that we can all enjoy the cuteness.

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Without guilt or shame ...

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Oh, what the hell?

The guilt and shame is the best bit!

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Credits:
Mostly10 on Tumblr
The rest found through trawling Google or Pinterest.
Happy to add credit if it is due!





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[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! You just totally crack me up. Just got back from running an errand and taking a much deserved lunch break to happen upon this utter glorious post.

Indeed, Helen of Troy did launch a thousand ships, but I do agree with you, she is NOTHING compared to Jensen Ackles. Not only could he launch a thousand ships, but I do believe that if it were possible, that just his smile, looks and tongue porn could launch a thousand pregnancies - if it were possible, that is. ;D Needless to say, he has been the cause of many a cold shower.

I do love your way with words, so very clever you are. I do love it how Jensen so often licks his lips. It is so sexy, and I bet he isn't really conscious of this action. Be still my beating heart.

[identity profile] wings128.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Why am I now envisioning...

Jensen watching the sharp blue line of the horizon from underneath a crimson silk canopy, atop the gold stone walls of Troy. The heat of summer's sun warming the freckled skin of his toned biceps, knowing with every breath he takes, that Jared is out there, sailing the Aegean ahead of his armada; wind whipping back silken strands of long hair, sun scorching bronze armlets into the honeyed muscles of arms that will claim Jensen before sun's rest two days forth. So Jensen waits; waits for the man whose scent, whose taste, whose strength, possesses his dreams and haunts his soul with a craving that burns like fire...
Edited 2014-05-06 22:20 (UTC)

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's your next fanfic project decided then.
*sits and waits eagerly ...*

[identity profile] wings128.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, you'll be waiting a while, sweets; I've got to get my SGA fic finished - 7000 words in 9 days to go EEEEEP!

But, I have c/p'd this little bit of inspiration to a word doc for later use. ;D

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-07 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I could wait ten days, maybe even eleven if necessary!

[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well..........I'm not really into wincest, so I'll just insert my name in place of Jared and picture me in this little scenario - and yea, I could get into that, me being the person that haunts his soul. I could dig that. ;)
Edited 2014-05-06 22:37 (UTC)

[identity profile] wings128.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooops! Sorry about that hun. I'm glad you're able to switch yourself into the scenario though. I've no doubt you'll do the role justice :D

[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Yep, I am more than sure I could do the role justice. ;D

As I am sure every fangirl could as well.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-07 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
We may have to take it in turns ;)

[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2014-05-07 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be willing to do that. ;)

So, here's another lovely delicious liplick for your viewing pleasure. This one is nice and slow. He gets the whole mouth in on this action. ;)

[identity profile] antrazi.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
So Jensen waits; waits for the man whose scent, whose taste, whose strength, possesses his dreams and haunts his soul with a craving that burns like fire...
Fart, sweat and gummy bears?

[identity profile] wings128.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-07 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
*snort*
Somehow that doesn't sound sexy - how does he manage it?

[identity profile] sasha-dragon.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*Shakes Lap Top* Come on where's the rest of this! Please tell me there will be more than just this glorious little snipet!

Ok so where do I pitch my tent with the rest of the girls waiting patiently for this fic?

[identity profile] wings128.livejournal.com 2014-05-11 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
Paitence hun, patience, you know I'm worth the wait :D
Yes, there will be more of this, it's in the prompt folder for after SGA.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it! Let's face it, Jensen could stand in the corner scratching his ass and still be as sexy as hell!

[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. He really could, couldn't he. Too funny.

[identity profile] fiery-fox2.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Launch a thousand pregnancies...sorry, had to butt in to say that you win the universe for that. xD
-ducks out again-

[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL!!! ;D

Does that mean I win Jensen/Dean, too??????? Puleeeeeeze?!?!?!?

[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
YES, PLEASE!!! I know I could handle both. ;D

Oh the fun we would have. (The fun we all could have)

[identity profile] fiery-fox2.livejournal.com 2014-05-07 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
:D OH YES

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
He does lick his lips a lot - it's almost like a very cute nervous tic; as you say, I bet he doesn't even realise he's doing it!

[identity profile] metallidean-grl.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I would bet he doesn't realize he does it, or as often as he does it. I think we need to do a study on his liplicks and determine what kind of situations it is that bring it about, or if it is just a natural thing. I have already put together a list of his liplicks for each episode, I just need to organize it some and get some gifs together. What a fun post that will be once I get it all together.

[identity profile] wings128.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hands up who else's tongue came out to play whilst view the above?

OMFG! Honey, *pours ice water over her head* that's a seriously HOT! way to start my Wednesday morning. THANK YOU!! :D

Also...

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"So it's reasonable to conclude that it's very naughty a lot of the time."...

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[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Heehee love the pics, he's such a dork!

[identity profile] antrazi.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously someone is very orally fixated...

(giggling because I'm really a 12 year old)

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Only because It's one body part I haven't spammed yet!

[identity profile] antrazi.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't mean you!

[identity profile] blackrabbit42.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a genius and I love you.

That is all.

:)

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very welcome!
*bows*
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[personal profile] vexed_wench 2014-05-06 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
This was fun to see.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it!

[identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com 2014-05-06 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The colour of his eyes in the first pic and last gif are just amazing! But onto that tongue, oh boy I LOVE all the pics and your comments, and I'm going to confess to stopping and rewinding whenever Jensen's tongue makes an appearance on the show! As you said guilt and shame make it all more fun! Bless you for sharing!

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You're very welcome :)

[identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com 2014-05-07 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
The face that burned a thousand pairs of panties ;) and got a thousand unsuspecting husbands laid *giggles*

Lovely picspam hun!

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2014-05-07 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, impure thoughts abound!
Glad you liked it x

[identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com 2014-05-08 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
How could I not, had to scroll up and down several times, for my own peace of mind, to make sure I hadn't missed anything ;) That last picture gets me every time!

[identity profile] sasha-dragon.livejournal.com 2014-05-10 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
This is wonderful! Thank you for pointing out this much neglected part of Jensen's body. And what a fine, fit and active part it is. I'm sure it could star in it's own work out DVD, well every time I see it I start to sweat!

I do love the way Jensen licks his lips, and he does it so often as well.

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[identity profile] counteragent.livejournal.com 2014-05-22 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
ADORABLE