dizzojay: (Dean)
dizzojay ([personal profile] dizzojay) wrote2017-11-03 10:38 pm

Drabble: More to an Angel than Meets the Eye

Written for last week's drabble challenge over on Fanfiction.net. The challenge word was 'glow'

MORE TO AN ANGEL THAN MEETS THE EYE

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Dean, Castiel
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Dean's great idea – for Castiel to dress up as an angel for Hallowe'en – is not, apparently, as simple as it first appears.

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"Dean, an angel's natural form is approximately the height of the Chrysler Building, which, along with our wing span, could impede my manoeuvrability. Our halos glow with the heat of a thousand stellar nucleii, and I would need access to all the Earth's largest nuclear reactors to recreate that level of fission, and would almost certainly blind or incinerate everyone within the hemisphere. Our wings also cannot be seen in your world as they are composed of ultra-physical cosmic cellular matter which does not exist in this dimension …"

Dean sighed wearily. "So white robe, cardboard wings and tinsel halo is out of the question then?"

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End

[identity profile] sandy79.livejournal.com 2017-11-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Cas, you really know how to derail a guy's plans! XD I literally can see that adorable little frown of disappointment popping up on Dean's face (reminds me of a child that got a cookie denied every time!) Wonderful work, Dizzo, thanks for sharing!

[identity profile] julchen11.livejournal.com 2017-11-04 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! That's just great, sweetie. Thanks a lot for sharing! I can so Picture Cas saying this and Dean rolling his eyes :-))

[identity profile] milly-gal.livejournal.com 2017-11-05 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
Bless his quite literal heart *sniggers*

[identity profile] jj1564.livejournal.com 2017-11-08 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee hee, this is so in character for both of them!

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2017-11-14 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it!
I just adore Castiel's sense of the literal - it's an author's gift :)

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2017-11-14 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
He certainly woould be rolling his eyes!
Glad you enjoyed it :)

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2017-11-14 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It's very literal indeed!

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2017-11-14 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you :)