Gird Your Loins, Ladies ...

[dizzojay]

There are a few basic facts in life that everyone accepts.

Rain's wet
Politicians lie
Gravity sticks you to the ground
All the nicest food makes you fat
Death and taxes are the only certainties
and ...
Jensen wins the E!Online Alpha Male competition

Yes, it's that time again.
Jensen, Jared and Misha have all made the final 64 and now voting is open in round one.
You can find Misha in game 1.4, Jared in game 4.2 and Jensen in game 6.3 - but ultimately this competition is all about Jensen who has OWNED this title ever since its inception in 2009!

So *cracks knuckles* here I am to preserve the natural order.
I'm ready, willing and able to do my duty for his Alpha-Ackleness

are you?

You can vote HERE