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dizzojay ([personal profile] dizzojay) wrote2011-03-26 05:21 pm
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I'm no angel ...

I'd sort of already sussed that out on account of the fact that I don't have wings or a halo, but ...

Hmmm; must remember the shades and the suntan lotion.
Ah well, I'd probably be lonely in heaven, anyway!

To be honest, it sounds a bit like that package holiday to Torremolinos ... *cringes*

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell. !
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

[identity profile] si-star-x.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you seen mine?! I'm right there in level six with you.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's nice - at least we'll be company for each other, eh?

[identity profile] si-star-x.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
An eternity of talking about Dean and the many ways to hurt him? I can think of worse things.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that's a large part of why I'm going to hell in the first place. Have you seen what I do to the man in my stories?

[identity profile] si-star-x.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I have seen!! I think that's part of my reason too. The fact I write myself and read copious fic involving him hurting in every... single... way *head shake*

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep, special hell for us, no doubt.
I stoked a cat this morning, do you think that might help?

[identity profile] si-star-x.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think so, sorry! It's a one-way slide to hell for us, m'dear.

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well, I'll bring some marshmallows to toast!

[identity profile] si-star-x.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's ask Dean whether he got to toast marshmallows when he was there.... *Smirk*

[identity profile] dizzojay.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he was too busy being toasted by Alastair!

[identity profile] si-star-x.livejournal.com 2011-03-26 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwwww, Dean. Part of the fun of hurting him is hugging him after. <3