Well, I promised it, so here it is ...

[dizzojay]

I promised you lovely people a shirtless Jensen picspam in return for you voting on my Supernatural T-shirt Design (the competition is still open by the way - hint hint, here's the voting link)

But enough of that.  Here, for your viewing pleasure, is a cornucopia of the delectable bodily particles of one Jensen Ross Ackles.

Ladies and gentlemen (what?  I'm an equal opportunities ogler), fire extinguishers in the event of spontaneous panty combustion and bottled water for the prevention of drool dehydration are available in the corner.

Herewith a small taster of the nibblesome indulgence to be had under the cut.




It all began some years ago when an incredible pair of shoulders, a pretty face and a pair of perky nipples got together and said, 'hey, let's make Jensen Ackles.'



And this is what they made ...
Okay, they didn't always get it right at first.



Yikes!



Sometimes they needed a little bit of help.



But eventually they built the monolith of pretty that is Jensen.



See?



Sometimes the pretty face decided to be pouty and brooding.



But people just went awwwwww....



And sometimes the shoulders decided to get broader.



(So, sometimes, did the midriff.)



And sometimes the nipples got perkier.



But they found that being so adorably perfect all the time was exhausting - Jensen needed lots of rest.



Those biceps were heavy things to cart around.



Sometimes it was hard work for Jensen to get up in the mornings.



Exercise was vital ...







And so was cleanliness and good grooming.



Especially after Jensen discovered he looked even prettier in the shower.





(A pox on you, evil towel ...)



It was vital to keep checking that the prettiness and perkiness were all still in order.





Sometimes such responsibility was overwhelming.



Sometimes Jensen got so nervous he couldn't even undertake simple tasks ...








He was afraid that he would wake up in the middle of the night ...



And find himself kidnapped by a bunch of rabid fangirls ...



Who would molest him mercilessly ...



And tie him up and do unspeakable things to him ...



With whips ...



And teeth ...



And root vegetables.



But on the whole, being perfect was cool.



Because who else gets picspams like this made of them?



Ladies and gentlemen ...

I give you ...

JENSEN ROSS ACKLES!




Thank you.  That's all we have today, please be careful, try not to trip over each others' tongues on the way out.
here at Dizzojay, we take health and safety very seriously.





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Karleigh Maddison - Pinterest
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Jensenacklesfanstuff - Tumblr

Comments

[fiery-fox2.livejournal.com]

I tripped over my OWN tongue trying to get up off the floor, reach the fire extinguisher, and then grab the water bottle before I fainted. What have you done to me?
-whispers- Thank you!
;)

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I'm pure evil. You must have realised that by now!
btw - you're welcome ;)

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

That third gif from the bottom in that sequence - check out the pec wibble, it's kind of addictive.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It is rather mesmerising, isn't it? I've watched it once or twice ...or fifty times ... just to check.

[woostersgirl.livejournal.com]

OMG! This was fantastic, man did you deliver! Complete with story too. I actually love him in those soccer shots,makes him more human that he can put on a few pounds, and fuel my fantasies about chewing on his belly and squeezing his belly, guh. I like the comment Amber made about 'wibbling nipples', lol. Back to voting for you lovlies, keep my end of the bargain, i love your designs, no hardship there.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Well, where Jensen is concerned there are no half measures, so I'm really glad you enjoyed ogling all the lovely. It was rather fun to research and put together too (wibbly bits and all).

And thank you for the votes - really appreciate your efforts :)

[kinkthatwinked.livejournal.com]

Well ... *ahem* ... that's one way to encourage me to keep voting! I guess I'd better get back to it, then.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I like to think of it as positive reinforcement.
It's not bribery because I would never engage in such criminal activities.
*ahem*

[borgmama1of5.livejournal.com]

What a collection!!!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It's rather lovely, isn't it!

[jj1564.livejournal.com]

That is the BEST THING THESE LITTLE EYES HAVE EVER SEEN (nicked that from Moone Boy but it fits!) Love the story you have going with the pics, and the range from baby Jensen up to THE shower scene, got to watch again! And yes, vote again!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

So glad you enjoyed it - it wasn't exactly a hardship to put together!
There is such a wealth of lovely Jensen pics on the internet - he just needs to get his shirt off more often so I can expand on this picspam!

And thank you so much for the votes - much appreciated :)

[wings128.livejournal.com]

LOL! What a fabulous way to start my Sunday morning :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I'm delighted you enjoyed my little collection of pretty :)

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

What a lovely lovely gathering of pictures of our darling boy. One can't really help but ogle this beautiful man. Oh my. Thanks for the eye candy.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Oh, ogling is a given when Jensen is in sight. It's not objectification, by the way, it's appreciation of a fine human form.
Yes it is :)

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

And what a fine human form he is. Something of such great beauty deserves to be viewed, admired, and appreciated as much as possible. Don't you think?

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Oh absolutely. We need some shots of Jensen cavorting on the beach like the ones Jared treated us to ... I think those would be appreciated for years to come.

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

Oh, that would be wonderful if Jensen gave us such a treat of frolicking in the ocean. I highly doubt he will though, especially after the ribbing he gave Jared about those pics at a Convention recently.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

It's odd really, I respect Jensen so much for his modesty and dignity, but the naughty part of me wants him to get his kit off at every given opportunity!

[metallidean-grl.livejournal.com]

Jensen does have this unspoken code of privacy about him, doesn't he. Like you, it really is one of the things I do love and admire about him. That he doesn't bow down to pressure or expectations of others. He continues to follow his own comfort and code. Yes, it would be nice to see him "get his kit off" as you said, every now and then, but then again, I still don't think I would want him to do that.

[raloria.livejournal.com]

This was very delicious. Thank you! Loved the commentary. :D

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome - glad you enjoyed it :)

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

If I had a first born, I'd offer him to you! Jees lady, I just fell over my own tongue! TWICE!

What a reward, I'd have voted even if you hadn't offered up the goodies as incentive, but hell, what a thank you :)

Has anyone got a set of climbing ropes and a harness, because I'm gonna scale that like the Empire State Building!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

I am a woman of my word, and when I promise a shirtless Jensen picspaM, that is what I give.

It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it ...

I think my ovaries melted.

[milly-gal.livejournal.com]

Mine melted long ago, Dean/Jensen have been doing a number on my internal organs for years now, it's wonder I still walk straight and function!

[linvro21.livejournal.com]

Thank you!
*offers you chocolates*

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome - and thank you!
*virtual munching*

[sandymg.livejournal.com]

Your narration was gold. Lovely and most perky.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it - it was rather perky, wasn't it!

[sasha-dragon.livejournal.com]

I don't even know where to start! I don't know whether to laugh, whimper or drool! So I'm managing to do all three at the same time, and it's not pretty I tell you.

Great little story to go with the pictures, and you know what? we're just 24 hours away from 'that' shower scene! Oh be still my heaving hormones.

Thanks for sharing this.

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

Laughing, whimpering and drooling - all at the same time?
It's such a good thing us girls can multi-task!

[dizzojay.livejournal.com]

If you want to pay me, I would be delighted to do that!
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