dizzojay: (Dean)
UNINVITED GUESTS

Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,000
Disclaimer: Don't own them

The brothers' run in with a chupacabra has left Dean scratching his head. Literally.



Uninvited Guests )

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A HELPING HAND
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 325
Disclaimer: Don't own


A HELPING HAND )

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Over my years of writing fanfic, I've built up a little collection of hurty-comfort one-shots that involve hurt/sick/cranky!Dean and awesome!Sam. Throughout the collection, I've thrown in some humour, some angst, some schmoopy hurty/comfort, and I've called this little collection, 'It Takes Two'.

I've decided to give these stories an airing over here at last, so I'm going to be posting one story a day for the next few days ...

Hope you enjoy the hurty Dean :)

Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Hurt-Comfort
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: Warning for Dean's naughty mouth and coarse references to bodily functions
Word Count: 2,950
Disclaimer: Don't own

Dean's having some unfortunate problems in 'that' part of the world ...


Stoned. )

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NOT A LEG TO STAND ON

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count 100 x 2
Disclaimer: Don't own them

Two separate drabbles on a related theme: Dean's broken his leg; he's bearing his misfortune with dignity and fortitude.

No, really ...

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Not a Leg to Stand On )

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Injuries the brothers can cope with; illness, trauma, PSTD? They've done it all with knobs on.

But this? Well ...

Disclaimer: I don't own them, and I've said it before; they should be very thankful about that ...

Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Hurt Comfort
Warnings: no spoilers, a few mildly naughty words
Word Count: 9,000

Link to my fic on FF.net - enjoy :)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7879496/1/One_of_Lifes_Little_Problems





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In honour of this most festive of occasions, the boys address their fans, but one of them is finding it a bit difficult to enter into the holiday spirit.  Wishing you good health, good company and safe travels for this festive season and always.

Genre: humour/meta
Rating: K+
Word Count: 200
Warnings: little bit of sauciness
Disclaimer: I own nothing except for a Sam and Dean bauble on my Christmas Tree
Seasons Greetings - Winchester Style )

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Dean's having a problem - it may sound depressingly familiar. It does to me anyway!!!

A TIGHT SPOT
Rating: K +
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx 350
Disclaimer: Want, can't have ...

Sam's warned Dean about his eating habits before, but does he listen?  Does he heck!

Read more... )
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How many wishes do you think you get if you drop a Dean down the well?

THE FALL GUY
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count:100

Dean's not happy, but Sam can't help himself, really he can't ...
Disclaimer: Checked my cupboards, under the bed, behind the sofa ... nope, don't own them.

 

The Fall Guy )

 


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Ever had one of those nights when you've had one too many and wake up not only to a crippling hangover, but excrutiating stories of kissing strangers, talking to lampposts and puking on railway platforms?

No?  Just me then!

For your delectation, I decided to see what would happen if Sam, lightweight that he is, went on a bit of a bender. 

It's not pretty ...

ONE TOO MANY
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour/family
Word Count: approx 100

Dean reflects on the worst night out ever, and vows never to let his baby brother anywhere near the purple nurples again ...

Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just borrow them occasionally for fun and frolics ...

 

One Too Many )

 


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With sincere apologies to William shakespeare ...

It's midsummer, it's raining and Dean's oh, so grumpy. Our boys are investigating a spate of disappearances of young, handsome guys, but the Impala's untimely breakdown sends the investigation in an entirely unexpected direction ...

Rating: K+
Genre: Fantasy/Humour
Word Count: approx 1,250

Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, this is very, tragically sad.
 

 

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DEAN )

 



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Unless you have spent the last two months on Neptune, you may be vaguely aware of a little shindig that took place here in the UK a couple of days ago.  You know, lovely young couple, big church, lots of posh hats and union flags ... ring any bells?

Dean never ceases to surprise Sam, and his sudden interest in the royal wedding is especially perplexing.

Genre: Humour/Romance
Word Count: approx 200 words

Rated T for randy Dean getting down to business *blushes*

Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, only in my dreams!

 

Read more... )

 


Waterworks

May. 1st, 2011 08:01 pm
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Ever been caught short? 

It's just one of those inconvenient and slightly embarrassing things that happen from time to time.

Most people are very understanding about such things - some are not!

Enter Dean, stage left ...

WATERWORKS

Rating K+
Genre Humour
Word Count approx 100

 

Waterworks )

 


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I love Spring.  I love the smell of the cherry blossom, the bright colours of the daffodils after the winter gloom and the birdsong.  I love the fact that I ache all over after spending hours in the garden after starting that laborious annual transformation from 'surface of the moon' to 'somewhere nice and flowery to have barbecues in'.

Most of all I love Spring because it means Summer is on the way, bringing long hot days, bumblebees, the cricket season, the afore mentioned barbecues and chilled wine on the patio (well, in a glass first, obviously ...)

Another effect of summer is that people wear less clothes.  Sometimes this is a good thing.  Often it most definitely is NOT.

Herewith the opportunity to make your own minds up; enter Dean, stage left ...

DEEP FRIED EXTRA CRISPY
A one-shot based on a previous drabble of the same name and subject matter.
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour
Word Count: approx 950

Our lovely boy has been very, very irresponsible.  Are we in any way surprised?
Disclaimer: I own nothing except for a warped mind!


 

Deep Fried Extra Crispy )

 


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...is pretty much all I've been doing over the last few days, given that Winter has decided that Laryngitis and a streaming headcold aren't enough entertainment, so as the cherry on the cake, it's saddled me with a chest infection!

Personally, I think this is payback for all the horrible things I do to Dean, so herewith I make a solemn undertaking that never again will I hurt, distress, or otherwise damage our lovely boy.
.
.
.
... just kidding :D

But given that I've been up since six o'clock this Sunday morning, (which, as any sensible individual knows, is completely immoral and perverse,) on the basis that I should let my poor husband try to salvage some sleep out of the night without listening to me doing my best to fire my lungs across the room, I give you ... Dean, and he's having a spot of insomnia!  

NIGHT WATCH
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Angst/Humour - bit of everything really 
Word Count: Approx 7,000
Disclaimer: I own nothing, just borrowing for fun and frolics.

It's the worst storm for a generation; what happens when a restless Winchester goes sleepwalking out in it? 


 

Night Watch )

 


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Well it's a Friday ... and that means it's Supernatural night, and that in turn got me thinking about this season's episodes; particularly episode 4, Weekend at Bobby's.

I was so pathetically excited when the boys turned up on my side of the Pond, in Scotland, I fell to thinking that they must have done a bit of sightseeing if they came all that way. 

Now; If you are interested in the supernatural and mysterious and you are sightseeing in Scotland, there's really only one place you have to go.

Therefore, I give you ...

THE BEASTIE IN THE NESS
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word count: approx 300

Written for the EO Fanfic Drabble Challenge.  Challenge Word: 'Guise'

 

The Beastie in the Ness )




 


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I am, I don't do Winter very well - I was fed up with it by the middle of November.

So, just to get us in the mood for sunnier climes, I am delighted to present a wee bit of sunburnt Dean ... pass the aftersun please!


DEEP FRIED EXTRA CRISPY (DRABBLE)

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour/H/C
Word Count: approx 100 words

Disclaimer: I don't own them; checked down the back of the couch.  Nope, still not there.

 

 

Deep Fried Extra Crispy )

 


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Well, I've spring cleaned my wardrobe  - depressing; my garden - exhausting; and the cupboard under my stairs - terrifying      : O
Then I decided to spring clean my computer fanfic folders, and I came across this ...

The first SN fanfic I ever wrote!

PERSONAL SPACE

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word count: approx 700

Poor Castiel gets it wrong again. Dean gets cross. Sam gets pizza.


 

Personal Space )
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... as our boy Dean would so eloquently put it.

Well, the final Valentines Day tally in the Dizzojay household is as follows: 

Valentines cards - zero
Flowers - zero
Chocolates - zero
Fluffy toy bunny rabbits wearing heart-print ribbons - zero
Text messages telling me not to forget to buy fresh milk - one

... sigh ...

Well, here's a little bit of (sort of) romantic silliness brought to you courtesy of those gorgeous boys.

BAIT
Rating: T
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx 700


Disclaimer: Bet I'd get a Valentines Day card if I owned them - which I don't  :(

Bait )


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sounds like as good a reason as any to celebrate; so here I go with a pizza, a bottle of wine and some sick Dean ... ah, life is good!

Disclaimers: don't own anything Supernatural ... want, but can't have!

PMT (POST MAULING TANTRUM)
Rating: K+
Genre: hurt/comfort
Word count:  approx 100

PMT (Post Mauling Tantrum) )

'S' IS FOR SICK
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour
Word Count: Approx 200

It's also for Sly, Sneaky, Scheming Scoundrel Sammy

Oh, yeah and for Sucker!

 

'S' is for Sick )

Belated

Jan. 27th, 2011 09:15 pm
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I've been otherwise engaged writing something long and dark and angst ridden over on FF.net, but decided it was time to head on over here and make a post in belated honour of our beautiful boy's birthday on January the 24th.

Ladies (and gentlemen?)  it is with great pleasure I bring you a starry, starry night , a healthy appetite, and a gloriously hot, sweaty bare back! 

Happy Birthday Dean  xx

Disclaimer: I don't own him or anything else SN; but he would have had SUCH a good birthday if I did!!!

SPACE
Genre: General/Brothers
Rating: K
Word Count: approx 100

 

Space )

CRUST
Genre: Humour
Rating: K
Word count: approx 100

 

 

Crust )


HEAT
Genre: Humour
Rating: K
Word Count: approx 100
 

"

Heat )



 


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