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This story was written for a lady from Russia who translated some of my stories into Russian for her fansite and did some gorgeous artworks for them which she generously shared with me. In return I offered to write a story especially for her if she had some ideas for prompts. This is one of the prompts she came up with:

Prompt: "Dude… oh, sorry… Sir! It's an awesome place! But we shouldn't go here".
Aliens decide to captive humankind. A couple of aliens come to earth as a secret scouts. And run onto Sam and Dean at once. They begin to spy upon Winchesters, considering them as "normal". After some time one of the aliens send his report to the boss – about Winchester's life and absolutely in Winchester (mostly Dean) style - Jerk, bitch, awesome, Baby (aka Impala), pranks, salt lines everywhere, burgers, etc. (Aliens POV)



Originally posted at amilliondays community
dizzojay: (Dean)
Here's a couple of my drabbles which were posted for the DEW challenge  over on [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel recently:


A Man Can Dream Character: Eileen


Another Fine Mess, Stanley Theme: Unicorn
dizzojay: (Dean)







So, as Easter weekend is upon us, this self-rec Saturday is given over to a brace of drabbles in celebration of ...



The Easter Bunny!

Ratings for both drabbles K+, no spoilers, no warnings


Night of the Lepus
Carry on my Wayward Bun
dizzojay: (Dean)
WHAT'S IN A NAME?

Written for the fanfiction.net weekend drabble challenge.  The challenge word was 'storm'.

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Characters; Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: none
Word Count: 100

Disclaimer: I don't own them.

Why do they name storms? Sam and Dean have some theories.



What's in a Name? )
dizzojay: (Dean)
Yes, okay, I know it's Sunday, but what can I say ... I forgot!

Now, in all their long years of hunting, the winchesters have never tangled with aliens, and I think that is a sad, sad oversight.   So on a couple of occasions, I have attempted to redress that state of affairs, and this little drabble was one such attempt ...


EXPERIMENT NINETY NINE

Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Sci Fi
Characters: Dean Winchester/OFC
Spoilers/warnings: Outside POV
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and the following 100 words demonstrates clearly why this is a good thing.


When Dean went to bed last night, he didn't expect to wake up lying strapped naked to an examination table in an alien spacecraft hovering in orbit over the western quadrant of the Planet Zogg …







Experiment Ninety Nine )
dizzojay: (Dean)
Two little drabbles written for the Fanfiction.net drabble challenge.  This weekend, the challenge word was 'hip'.

SUBTLE HINTS

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Subtle hints. Dean is the master of them. )

PINCH AN INCH

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Sam watches Dean's weight – well someone's got to. )
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One of my favourite things to write is Cas being adorably confused and naive, and so this is something I wrote for a fantastic prompt in the Spn-BigPretzel Outsider POV Comment-Fic Challenge a couple of years ago.

The prompt I filled was: 'Cas attempts to order Starbucks for the first time. Dean has requested "black coffee" for himself and "some of that frothy shit" for Sam'.

How could I resist?

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam, Dean, Castiel, OFC.  Outsider POV
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 900
Disclaimer: I don't own them


IT'S COFFEE DEAN, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT

 

Liar Liar

Feb. 21st, 2017 09:40 pm
dizzojay: (Dean)

LIAR LIAR

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own him!

Dean lies on the job all the time, but when he lies to family and friends, it never ends well.

xxxxx

"Dean, have you been messing with my laptop again?"

"What?"

"It's got another virus – I've got porn popping up everywhere."

*shrugs* " Wasn't me. Must have been Cas."

"But I have my own laptop Dean, and the only porn website I browse is Bouncy Babes…"

"Woah! Too much information Cas!"

"Damnit Dean, I'm gonna have to wipe the whole thing."

"Quit bitching Sam, it wasn't me."

KABOOM!

*cough* *cough* *wheeze*

"Dude, Did I just get struck by lightning? Inside the bunker?"

"Yeah Dean, apparently Chuck doesn't like liars."

"But, I …"

"Oh, by the way, liar, liar – your pants really are on fire!"

xxxxx

end

dizzojay: (Dean)
DANCING KING

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 680
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Written for the spn_bigpretzel 5th birthday challenge.  Theme - 5 star hotel and 5 o'clock
Dean needs to learn new skills to impress his latest conquest.  Sam means well, but ...


Dancing king )
dizzojay: (Dean)
A triple Valentines drabble written for the DEW challenge over on [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel and the weekend drabble challenge on Fanfiction.net

WHITE KNIGHT


Castiel is an angel, but he's also a gentleman. And that's why life is so confusing! 300 words for Valentines week.

Genre: Humour, Friendship
Rating: K+
Characters: Dean, Castiel
Sppoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: I don't own them



White Knight )

Priorities

Feb. 6th, 2017 08:39 pm
dizzojay: (Dean)

A little drabble written for the Fanfiction.net challenge.

PRIORITIES

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Dean
Spoilers/warnings: None
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them!

Dean has his own, very unique set of priorities.

Priorities )

dizzojay: (Dean)
Written for the DEW challenge on [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel

BOW-LEGS AND BELLS

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/warnings: None
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own them!


One of the brothers has to take part in an ancient English tradition for their latest job … )
dizzojay: (Dean)
A little double drabble written to satisfy the DEW challenge here on Lj and the Fanfiction.net drabble challenge.
The DEW theme was 'nudity'
The Fanfiction.net callenge word was 'shine'


AN EROS BY ANY OTHER NAME

Rating: T
Genre: Humour
Character: Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: Nudity and Naughtiness
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: Is there anyone who actually thinks I own him?


Dean always impresses the chicks … even when he doesn’t mean to. )
dizzojay: (Dean)
GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY ...

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

xxxxx

In honour of the fact that our gorgeous Dean Winchester is celebrating his birthday today ... unfortunately, it's in a place called Self-Pitysville.

xxxxx

Another year, another birthday.

And for some stupid reason Sam insisted we came out to celebrate this year.

*sigh*

Every year I'm sure there's an extra wrinkle. My crows' feet are turning into flamingo feet; if they're laughter lines, then my life must have been one long joke.

Every year it's less 'pinch an inch' and more 'grab a slab'.

When I go grey, I wonder if I'll look nicely distinguished or just like a freakin' old wreck?

*Sigh*

Now, where the hell have I written down those twenty nine phone numbers I picked up tonight?

See, even the memory's going …

xxxxx

end

dizzojay: (Dean)
This is a little hurt/comfort comedy fic that I wrote for a reader over on fanfiction.net a few years ago as a thank you for her loyal support.  She wanted to 'virtually' take care of Dean in one of my hurt/comfort stories, so I was happy to oblige.

DOWN TIME

Genre: hurt/comfort, humour, gen
Rating: T for a little bit of language
Characters: Sam, Dean, OFC
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 8,500
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own them!

The boys are recovering from 'flu and they both need some serious down time; Dean's determined to make the most of it.


dizzojay: (Dean)
Here are a couple of little drabbly things I wrote for this weekend's drabble challenges:

For the [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel Drabbles Every Weekend (DEW) challenge.  The challenge character was Death and the theme was Weekends:

WEEKENDER

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Death
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own him


Death muses on the significance of the weekend )


For the Fanfiction.net weekend challenge.  Challenge of the week: use two words that are the exact opposite of each other

SIBLING RIVALRY

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Dean talks the talk, but can he walk the walk …? )

dizzojay: (Dean)
I thought I'd rec something a little different today, so I'm reccing a piece of artwork that I made a few years ago and the story that goes with it.

The story was written for a 'round the world' challenge here on Lj, and the brief was to write a story involving a sport that is played in any country other than the USA.

As I'm in the UK, and Cricket is our national summer game, plus I also come from a Cricketing household, this was the result ...


Ashes to ashes )
dizzojay: (Dean)
A little drabble written for the weekend drabble challenge over on Fanfiction.net this weekend.  The challenge word was 'star'.

TOP OF THE BILL

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: OMC, Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own him

It's hard work being MC at Open Mic Night in downtown Lebanon. )

dizzojay: (Dean)
Here are a couple of little multi-drabbles I wrote for the weekend drabble challenges I take part in; one on Fanfiction.net and the other here on [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel

Sadly, I don't own these wonderful boys!



MNEMONIC

Rating: K+
Genre: Family and friendship
Characters: Dean, Castiel, mention of Sam
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 200



The challenge word was ‘prime’. Sometimes it's easier for an outside observer to see the obvious. )



HOGMANAY HULLABALOO

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Dean, Sam and Castiel
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 300



Gabriel has given the Winchesters a Hogmanay to remember. Guess what? They’re not grateful. Not at all! )

Whoops!

Dec. 25th, 2016 10:48 pm
dizzojay: (Dean)
Aside from reading the brilliant words of the delightful Bill Bryson, and drinking a good proportion of the New Zeaaland gross national product, one other constructive thing I've done today is write a little Christmas fic.

Inspired by my recent scribblings for Team Humbug in the Holiday Drabble Challenge over on [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel , here it is ...

WHOOPS!

Genre: Humour
Rating: T
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/warnings: None
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: Don't own them



It's a Winchester Christmas; surely everything will go to plan, won't it? )

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