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Today marks the thirty-fourth birthday of our very own Sam Winchester. Everyone's favourite baby brother; the magnificent moose; the purveyor of a bitchface that can kill cows at ten paces, and the puppy eyes that can melt granite.

We've followed his trials and tribulations over the last twelve years, and watched him grow (as if he can actually grow any more without suffering from altitude sickness) from boy to man. And what a man!

Happy Birthday Sam Winchester ...
We love you!


Here's a little bit of daydreaming Sam to celebrate his big day!



 



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Numbers

Apr. 30th, 2017 09:43 pm
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NUMBERS

Rating: K+
Genre: Family/Friendship
Character: Impala
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: I don't own her.

After her fiftieth birthday, the Impala reflects on the important numbers in her life.

xxxxx

Like any other car, my life is ruled by numbers.

I was built in 1967, so it's been fifty years. Fifty years on the open road since I first rolled off the forecourt. In that time I've had three owners and countless trips that have chalked up over two hundred thousand miles. I lost count after the clock ticked round the second time. It's my age, y'know?

I cost two thousand, two hundred bucks when John Winchester bought me; I have an eight valve engine, a three twenty seven, four barrel carburetor, a top speed of a hundred mph and I pull two seventy five horsepower.

I'm a big ol' bird, with a hundred and nineteen inch wheelbase, and no, I'm not telling you how much I weigh – a girl's gotta have some mystery, after all!

Over the years, I've had two hundred and twenty four tyres, one hundred and ninety two headlamps, seven timing belts, three gearboxes, and one complete rebuild.

But, all things considered, there's only one number I care about. That number has kept me on the road, and gives my life meaning. It's the number I love more than life itself.

That number is two.

And those two are walking toward me right now.

xxxxx

end



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This story was written for a lady from Russia who translated some of my stories into Russian for her fansite and did some gorgeous artworks for them which she generously shared with me. In return I offered to write a story especially for her if she had some ideas for prompts. This is one of the prompts she came up with:

Prompt: "Dude… oh, sorry… Sir! It's an awesome place! But we shouldn't go here".
Aliens decide to captive humankind. A couple of aliens come to earth as a secret scouts. And run onto Sam and Dean at once. They begin to spy upon Winchesters, considering them as "normal". After some time one of the aliens send his report to the boss – about Winchester's life and absolutely in Winchester (mostly Dean) style - Jerk, bitch, awesome, Baby (aka Impala), pranks, salt lines everywhere, burgers, etc. (Aliens POV)



Originally posted at amilliondays community
dizzojay: (Dean)
Here's a couple of my drabbles which were posted for the DEW challenge  over on [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel recently:


A Man Can Dream Character: Eileen


Another Fine Mess, Stanley Theme: Unicorn
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So, as Easter weekend is upon us, this self-rec Saturday is given over to a brace of drabbles in celebration of ...



The Easter Bunny!

Ratings for both drabbles K+, no spoilers, no warnings


Night of the Lepus
Carry on my Wayward Bun
dizzojay: (Dean)
SHOWER POWER

Written for the Fanfiction.net weekly drabble challenge.  The challenge word was 'cloud'

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters; Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 200
Disclaimer: Don't own them




Dean loves the Bunker's shower, but perhaps he should pay more attention to its mechanics as well as its benefits. )
dizzojay: (Dean)
FOR THE LOVE OF THOSE BOYS

Genre: Family/Angst/wee!chesters
Rating: T
Characters: wee!Sam, wee!Dean, Bobby, John
Spoilers/Warnings: I know John Winchester is a character that divides the fandom, and be warned - this fic doesn't show him in the best light. This is not a John Winchester hate-fest by any means and I have tried to bring some balance by providing some defence for his actions, but ultimately the reason why someone wants to turn a shotgun onto you are never going to be because they think you're awesome!
Word Count: 1,800
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Written for jj1564 in the Summergen Challenge 2016

"… last time we saw you, I mean, you did threaten to blast him full of buckshot; cocked the shotgun and everything."
This is the story behind Dean's throwaway remark to Bobby.
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Yes, okay, I know it's Sunday, but what can I say ... I forgot!

Now, in all their long years of hunting, the winchesters have never tangled with aliens, and I think that is a sad, sad oversight.   So on a couple of occasions, I have attempted to redress that state of affairs, and this little drabble was one such attempt ...


EXPERIMENT NINETY NINE

Rating: T
Genre: Humour/Sci Fi
Characters: Dean Winchester/OFC
Spoilers/warnings: Outside POV
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them, and the following 100 words demonstrates clearly why this is a good thing.


When Dean went to bed last night, he didn't expect to wake up lying strapped naked to an examination table in an alien spacecraft hovering in orbit over the western quadrant of the Planet Zogg …







Experiment Ninety Nine )
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Reversebang Art Post



Artpost for spn_reversebang

Art Title
: Fever
Prompt Number: E3010
Artist: dizzojay

Fic Title: Fever
Author: luckydipfan
Fandom/Genre: SPN, pre-series, gen
Pairing(s): N/A
Rating: M rated.
Word Count: 8000
Warnings: Lots of medical waffling.
Summary: His hand shot out before he even registered that he was moving, griping the railing to get another look at the patient, desperate to prove that it wasn’t his brother.

Original prompt:

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Two little drabbles written for the Fanfiction.net drabble challenge.  This weekend, the challenge word was 'hip'.

SUBTLE HINTS

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Subtle hints. Dean is the master of them. )

PINCH AN INCH

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Sam watches Dean's weight – well someone's got to. )
dizzojay: (Dean)
One of my favourite things to write is Cas being adorably confused and naive, and so this is something I wrote for a fantastic prompt in the Spn-BigPretzel Outsider POV Comment-Fic Challenge a couple of years ago.

The prompt I filled was: 'Cas attempts to order Starbucks for the first time. Dean has requested "black coffee" for himself and "some of that frothy shit" for Sam'.

How could I resist?

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam, Dean, Castiel, OFC.  Outsider POV
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 900
Disclaimer: I don't own them


IT'S COFFEE DEAN, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT

 

The One

Feb. 25th, 2017 10:41 pm
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One of my older drabbles given a little special treatment.

Liar Liar

Feb. 21st, 2017 09:40 pm
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LIAR LIAR

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own him!

Dean lies on the job all the time, but when he lies to family and friends, it never ends well.

xxxxx

"Dean, have you been messing with my laptop again?"

"What?"

"It's got another virus – I've got porn popping up everywhere."

*shrugs* " Wasn't me. Must have been Cas."

"But I have my own laptop Dean, and the only porn website I browse is Bouncy Babes…"

"Woah! Too much information Cas!"

"Damnit Dean, I'm gonna have to wipe the whole thing."

"Quit bitching Sam, it wasn't me."

KABOOM!

*cough* *cough* *wheeze*

"Dude, Did I just get struck by lightning? Inside the bunker?"

"Yeah Dean, apparently Chuck doesn't like liars."

"But, I …"

"Oh, by the way, liar, liar – your pants really are on fire!"

xxxxx

end

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DANCING KING

Genre: Humour
Rating: K+
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 680
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Written for the spn_bigpretzel 5th birthday challenge.  Theme - 5 star hotel and 5 o'clock
Dean needs to learn new skills to impress his latest conquest.  Sam means well, but ...


Dancing king )
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A triple Valentines drabble written for the DEW challenge over on [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel and the weekend drabble challenge on Fanfiction.net

WHITE KNIGHT


Castiel is an angel, but he's also a gentleman. And that's why life is so confusing! 300 words for Valentines week.

Genre: Humour, Friendship
Rating: K+
Characters: Dean, Castiel
Sppoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 300
Disclaimer: I don't own them



White Knight )

Priorities

Feb. 6th, 2017 08:39 pm
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A little drabble written for the Fanfiction.net challenge.

PRIORITIES

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Dean
Spoilers/warnings: None
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them!

Dean has his own, very unique set of priorities.

Priorities )

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This is a little hurt/comfort fic wriitten a few years ago. It is my most kudos'd (is that even a word?) story on A03!

JUST A ....

Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Rating: T
Characters: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 2,300

Dean suffers his very first migraine, what a good job Sam's there to help ...
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GROWING OLD GRACEFULLY ...

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Dean Winchester
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

xxxxx

In honour of the fact that our gorgeous Dean Winchester is celebrating his birthday today ... unfortunately, it's in a place called Self-Pitysville.

xxxxx

Another year, another birthday.

And for some stupid reason Sam insisted we came out to celebrate this year.

*sigh*

Every year I'm sure there's an extra wrinkle. My crows' feet are turning into flamingo feet; if they're laughter lines, then my life must have been one long joke.

Every year it's less 'pinch an inch' and more 'grab a slab'.

When I go grey, I wonder if I'll look nicely distinguished or just like a freakin' old wreck?

*Sigh*

Now, where the hell have I written down those twenty nine phone numbers I picked up tonight?

See, even the memory's going …

xxxxx

end

dizzojay: (Dean)
This is a little hurt/comfort comedy fic that I wrote for a reader over on fanfiction.net a few years ago as a thank you for her loyal support.  She wanted to 'virtually' take care of Dean in one of my hurt/comfort stories, so I was happy to oblige.

DOWN TIME

Genre: hurt/comfort, humour, gen
Rating: T for a little bit of language
Characters: Sam, Dean, OFC
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 8,500
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own them!

The boys are recovering from 'flu and they both need some serious down time; Dean's determined to make the most of it.


dizzojay: (Dean)
Here are a couple of little drabbly things I wrote for this weekend's drabble challenges:

For the [livejournal.com profile] spn_bigpretzel Drabbles Every Weekend (DEW) challenge.  The challenge character was Death and the theme was Weekends:

WEEKENDER

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Death
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own him


Death muses on the significance of the weekend )


For the Fanfiction.net weekend challenge.  Challenge of the week: use two words that are the exact opposite of each other

SIBLING RIVALRY

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Character: Sam and Dean
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own them

Dean talks the talk, but can he walk the walk …? )

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