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British Summer Time has only just ended and I'm already fed up of murky grey skies and rain; I feel the need for a little sunshine.

So I decided to cheer myself up by making a banner for my favourite of my stories - Wish You Were Here ...
There's sunshine in it, folks!

WISH YOU WERE HERE
Rating: T for some naughty words and sauciness
Genre: Humour, Family, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Word Count: 29,000
Characters: Sam, Dean, Bobby, OFC
Spoilers/Warnings: A bit a 'sauce' in later chapters
Disclaimer: Don't own them

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TITLE: BLACK SHEEP
AUTHOR: DIZZOJAY
COUNTRY: ENGLAND (LONDON)
TYPE: STORY WITH ARTWORK
RATING: T FOR A LITTLE BIT OF GUESOMENESS AND GORE AND FOR THE ODD NAUGHTY WORD.  NO SLASH.
CHARACTERS: DEAN WINCHESTER/SAM WINCHESTER/OMC/OFC
SPOILERS:Tag to 6.04, 'Weekend at Bobby's', the story begins where that episode ended. There are also teeny-weeny mentions of goings on in 2.22, 'All Hell Breaks Loose', blink and you'll miss them. Otherwise, the story bears no particular resemblance to canon - including the fact that my Sam is NOT soulless!
SUMMARY: The Winchester boys venture to London, England where they come up against one of the ancient city's most infamous sons.
A/N 1: And I've reverted to Brit-speak to keep this in character except for the boys' dialogue and narrative directly connected with the boys. If there's any words that baffle you (we're a funny lot in London) please just ask, I don't bite!
AN 2: The 'Bridge House' pub that features in this story is an actual pub situated at the foot of Vauxhall Bridge close to the mysteriously-named Elephant and Castle district of London. It was owned and run by my grandfather's family until the sixties. The building is still there, and having remained as a traditional London 'boozer' for many years, it is now enjoying a new life as a chinese restaurant called 'The Bridge to China. I decided to use the old Bridge House as a nod to my roots and because of it's name's similarity to another establishment familiar and beloved to the Winchester brothers.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own them and for that they should be very grateful!

xxxxx


Black Sheep - chapters 1 - 3 )


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It occurred to me that it's been yonks and yonks since I posted any drabbles here, so ...

Prepare to be drabbled!

Disclaimer:  Not mine :(

RAY OF SUNSHINE
Rating K+
Genre: Family/ Humour

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7567043/1/EO_Challenge_bRay_b_of_bSunshine_b

BY GEORGE!
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7608692/1/EO_Challenge_By_bGeorge_b

DEMONS I GET
Rating: T
Genre: Drama/Angst

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7627474/1/EO_Challenge_bDemons_b_bI_b_bGet_b

MORNING GORY
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7647870/1/EO_Challenge_bMorning_b_bGory_b

ANYTHING
Spoilers for 7.10/7.11
Rating: K+
Genre: Tragedy/Angst

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7722785/1/EO_Challenge_bAnything_b

STONED
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour/Angst

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7722791/1/EO_Challenge_bStoned_b

PULSE POINT
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Angst

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7743142/1/EO_Challenge_bPulse_b_bPoint_b

ALL YOU CAN EAT
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7743157/1/EO_Challenge_bAll_b_bYou_b_bCan_b_bEat_b

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FINDING BAMBI

This is a tale of hurt and comfort pure and simple.

It is a tale of inner-strength, of family, of love, of despair, of patience, of taking it one step at a time …

… and of wrenches.

The brothers have dealt with a lot, coped with a lot over the years. How will they cope with the most devastating injury that either of them has ever sustained?

Hurt/Comfort/Angst/Humour ... bit of everything really. Rated T for the odd naughty word and bears no particular resemblance to canon.

Step this way to find Bambi at my FF.net account ...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7597071/1/bFinding_b_bBambi_b

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Just asking, but does anyone want to see our lovely Winchester Boys happy, and having lots of fun?

Do you want to see ...

Happy Sam?
Happy 'big-kid' Dean?
Happy Bobby?
Silliness?
Sauciness?
Boys wearing very little clothing?
A wee bit of angstiness?
scardey Dean on a plane?
Some Supernatural shenanigans?
A little bit of sick and hurty Dean?
A little bit of caring and awesome Sam?
Worried, protective Bobby?
OFC?
An inflatable dolphin?

If you do, follow the link below to my latest story, 'Wish You Were Here', on Fanfic.net.  If you don't, um ... well, just ignore me then!

Rating: T for some sauciness, non-graphic nudity and a few naughty words
Genre: humour/family/mild angst/some hurt/comfort
Word count: 33,000


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7381920/1/bWish_b_bYou_b_bWere_b_bHere_b


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GIVING A DAMN

Genre: H/C/Humour
Rating: I'm gonna run with a T
Word count: 900 approx

Warning: very mild slash Sam/Dean

Disclaimer: don't own them, wish I did ... yada yada

Written for the ‘Again But With More Colds’ Meme.

Prompt: Sam/Dean. Dean is the sneeziest most congested human being ever. He rocks the bowl-of-hot-water, towel-over-the-head angle to try to get some oxygen. Afterwards he looks so bedraggled and adorable that Sam just needs to snuggle him for a minute.

Lj cuts have been very temperamental recently, so forgive me if this doesn't work!

Giving a damn - warning: Sam/Dean - very mild )



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Schadenfreude - it's a word that means 'taking pleasure in the misfortune of others'.

It just kinda sums fanfic up really, doesn't it?

Here, as further proof, if it were needed, are a selection of my last few drabbles:

Nb: there is no word in the English language for 'taking pleasure in LJ cuts not working properly'  Mainly because it's complete crap when they don't! 

Therefore, apologies in advance if the cuts are all squiffy.

ONCE BITTEN
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Humour
Word Count: 100

Summary: waking up in hospital, Dean discovers the disturbing truth about his condition ...


Once Bitten )
HEAT EXCHANGE

Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort
Word Count: 100

Summary: It's a good thing Sam knows exactly how to deal with a hypothermic brother. Dean, however, is really not impressed.Heat Exchange )


HELL HATH NO FURY

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 200

Summary:  Just because you love someone dearly doesn't mean you don't take them for granted sometimes. Dean learns an important lesson from a scorned 'woman'.



Hell Hath No Fury )
SUBMISSION

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 100

Summary:  Spoilers for 5.08 Changing Channels ... "we have to play our roles..." Dean's not self-conscious; not self conscious at all!

The Universal Wrestling Federation is proud to bring you a battle of barbarians; a duel of daredevils, a contest of conquerors; Ladieeeeez and Gentlemen, hold onto your seats for 'Dean the Dominator' versus 'Sam the Savage' in a no-holds-barred, without-mercy Bout of Champions …
           

Submission )
TWINKLE TWINKLE

Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word Count: 200

Summary: Two big strapping hunters vs one pixie. You wouldn't think too much could go wrong, would you?

Twinkle Twinkle )







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I have a lovely older cousin who I admire enormously. 

She is an oncological nurse and sees enough crappy stuff during the course of her working life to make a jellyfish like me break into a million tear stained snotty pieces at the first sight of some poor little bald headed poppet hooked up to a drip stand.

However, my point is (because there is one, believe it or not)  that we were having an increasingly outrageous conversation, over a bottle (or two) of New Zealand's finest, about medical matters in general and she told me that big tough men were by far the worst babies when it came to painful pointy medical procedures. 

This was all I needed to give me an idea ... and thus this little one-shot was born :)
 

A HELPING HAND
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/comfort
Word Count: Approx 300

 

AU - Dean's recently diagnosed diabetic.  His new diagnosis means learning some new, difficult skills.

 

A Helping Hand )


 

 


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I'm not entirely sure where my mind was at the weekend, but if the drabbles I wrote were anything to go by, I would say there should have been a three mile exclusion zone around it for health and safety purposes.

Needless to say that my two lovely boys didn't do too well out of it :)

See for yourself ...

Disclaimer: Don't own, wish I did, blah blah

KING OF HELL

I bring you a 200-word excusion into the wit and wisdom of everyone's favourite arch-demon, scheming liar, double-crossing snake and all round smart-arse.

Vague spoilers for 6.22 - 'The Man Who Knew Too Much'.

Genre: Horror/Humour
Rating: T for some disturbing imagery
Word Count: 200

 

 

The King of Hell )

FIVE SENSES


Hell is many things, but above all it is an assault on the senses.


Genre: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Rating: T for some disturbing Imagery
Word Count: 100
 

 

Five Senses )

 





 


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Over the last couple of weeks I've been doing what I like doing best; that is pummelling our poor boy to within an inch of his life.
Now quite what that says about my state of mind, I'd rather not guess.

What I do say is ... judge for yourself!
 

The following are posted at Hoodie Time.

IN TWO MINDS
Rating: T for violent imagery
Genre: Angst
Word Count: approx 100
SPOILER 5.22 SWAN SONG

http://hoodie-time.livejournal.com/413898.html#cutid1

ALL IN A NIGHT'S WORK
Rating: K+
Genre: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Word Count: approx 100

http://hoodie-time.livejournal.com/414129.html#cutid1


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Just to celebrate Season 6 finally airing in the UK ... a trio of drabbles about the Impala being awesome :)

Disclaimer: I don't won them, but would lavish devoted care on them if I did.

A MOTHER'S LOVE - someone's looking after those boys; they just don't know it.
Rating: K
Genre: Family/Friendship
Word Count: approx 100

 

A Mother's Love )


EAU DE IMPALA - there are some comforts even the best hotels can't provide
Rating: K
Genre: Family/Friendship
Word count: approx 100
 

 

Eau de Impala )

IMPALA RN - she is so much more than a car ...
Rating: K
Genre: Hurt/comfort/Family
Word Count: approx 100
 

 

Impala RN )


 


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HOT SPOTS Part 3
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/comfort/Angst/Humour
Word Count: Approx 20,000 in total

|Hot Spots - Chapters 8-10 of 10 )

 


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HOT SPOTS Part 2
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/comfort/Angst/Humour
Word Count: Approx 20,000 in total

 

Hot Spots - Chapters 5-7 of 10 )
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I've written a story in which Dean suffers; I'm sure this is not healthy ...
Which is a co-incidence, because neither is Dean in this story!

HOT SPOTS Part 1
Rating: T
Genre: Hurt/comfort/Angst/Humour
Word Count: Approx 20,000 in total

It's hot, oh boy, it's hot. Those boys are fractious, and Dean's got an itch ...

Disclaimer: Don't own them.  The following 20,000 words demonstrates why this is a good thing

 

 

Hot Spots chapters 1-4 of 10 )




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Unless you have spent the last two months on Neptune, you may be vaguely aware of a little shindig that took place here in the UK a couple of days ago.  You know, lovely young couple, big church, lots of posh hats and union flags ... ring any bells?

Dean never ceases to surprise Sam, and his sudden interest in the royal wedding is especially perplexing.

Genre: Humour/Romance
Word Count: approx 200 words

Rated T for randy Dean getting down to business *blushes*

Disclaimer: I don't own the boys, only in my dreams!

 

Read more... )

 


Waterworks

May. 1st, 2011 08:01 pm
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Ever been caught short? 

It's just one of those inconvenient and slightly embarrassing things that happen from time to time.

Most people are very understanding about such things - some are not!

Enter Dean, stage left ...

WATERWORKS

Rating K+
Genre Humour
Word Count approx 100

 

Waterworks )

 


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... of having a dirty mind.  This is a scurrilous lie and is patently not true, my mind is as pure as the driven snow. 

*Watches nose grow all the way across the room*

I do, however, find myself, against my better judgement,  occasionally being led astray by the scandalous influence of a certain Mr. D Winchester even though I fight hard against it..

*nose grows again, opens a window to make room*

I set out below an example of how that naughty, naughty man has corrupted my otherwise innocent and irreproachable mind ...

HIDE AND SEEK
Rating: T 
Genre: Humour 
Word Count: approx 300

A witch wants something from the boys. Dean wants something from the witch. Sam wants Dean to shut his piehole.
Rudery, embarrassment and an experience to forget ensues ...

A Triple drabble written for the EO Weekly challenge - challenge word  'floor'

Disclaimer: I own nothing - it's quite tragic really..
 

Hide and Seek - Rated T for Innuendo and Rudery! )


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That's our adorable Uncle Bobby; and we wouldn't have him any other way ...

THE TROUBLE WITH TREES …
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Word count: approx 100

Disclaimer: I don't own, just play

The sun goes down on a successful troll hunt deep in a remote forest; successful, that is, until Dean gets bored.
What a good job Sam's got his cellphone ...

xxxxx

 

The Trouble with Trees )

 

 


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